I think, therefore, it would be best for everyone's sake if I keep this as brief as possible.
I grew up slightly left to the middle of nowhere suffering from a hip condition. Take a minute to imagine that; not only virtually stranded but mobility impaired to boot. Needless to say it put some pretty strict limitations on potential hobbies. Consequently, I became an avid reader and prolific writer from a very young age. Fast forwarding to present day, and I've just recently graduated university with a bachelor of education and, if all goes according to plan, I plan to jump over to the UK to teach in the fall.
And...yup, that about sums me up. I did warn you I was bad at this, right?
FYI: You can read my blog - Calliope's Domain - over at calliopedomain.blogspot.ca